Tuesday, August 16, 2011

It is in my NBA

I think I will add this to the “we might be”-section.

 

My bike is set for my height … when I wear heels

I feel comfy in jeans and a man’s-shirt.

I made a Facebook account in 2007… because I wanted to play pet society with my classmates.

I like to listen to old pop music and meaningless techno. I’m a little monster and I love mother monster

I don’t like to curse but I often tell people to shoot themselves or dig their own grave. or call them cow.

I’m obsessed with fish, sushi, dark chocolate, peanut butter, figs an other dried fruits and toasted rye bread. OHH YEAH ! FRESH FROZEN FRUITS IN BITES !


I’m a adrenalin junkie and always the most frightened and the first one to back out, but end up being the one who enjoys every moment – I have a thing for rollercoasters .

I envy girls whom has a high pitched voice, because I sound like a boy when I talk normally. – but then again … I’m unfortunately not low pitched. or have big lungs.

I’m not that “Honey-sweet” that I look like in my v’logs.

 

One of my biggest dreams is to be 180 cm tall and have a defined, pointy, sculptured face .

People who are in love scares me.

I love buy milk from Bilka and about 71% percent of my clothes are from H&M and 86% are Swedish branded.

I dislike banana ice-cream but I can never turn down a frozen banana. 

I have never found a foundation in my shade.

I like lay in the grass and count moons, but I stop after 25 because it usually gets colder and boring because I’m always alone.

I’m quite sensitive. I don’t like to hold hands, sit too close or be touched because it tickles insanely . even sometimes when I shake hands I will be laughing my lungs out… But after some practice, I have learned how to keep the mask … for about 20 seconds .

 

My favorite pick-up-lines:

 You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts but totally fat”,

I only have three months to live”

“Should    I    smile     because     we    are friends    or     cry     because    I    know     that is    what     we     ever    will     be?”

“Baby - You are so flat that you make the walls jealous”

 

I always believe that I’m just as tall as my friends, even though there is at least 15 cm difference, I still think that I can look straight on their forehead.  

When people kiss, I always look away, close my eyes or hide my face immediately with the thought, that I’m not old enough to see that kind of stuff. even when it’s TV.

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I’m a thorn among the roses. That’s why I like lilies.

Sweetness is my weakness – I’m talking about candy here !

I love beaches, I love to play in the water, hate to get tan – but I can’t swim, tend to be paranoid, sick and exhausted after a day on the beach + every time I have been in the water – at night - I have the most creepy nightmares.

I have a short memory and would like to expand my hard disc to keep temporary files so I don’t forget.

I don’t have to use money on lip plumbers – I can use a lip balm with fragrance.

I hate my birthday – it reminds me that I’m  only going to be older and older.

I always sing the “happy birthday”-song in monkey version for those who are monkeys in the Chinese/Vietnamese zodiac.

I always have that problem that some guys would tell me, why I’m not sweet, charming and pretending to be hard to get.
My answer: what if I’m just not interested ?

I don’t know how to tell people that I love them

I eat when I’m happy, I eat when I’m stressed, I eat when I feel crappy, and I eat when i‘m depressed.
I eat when I feel sad, sad over stuff I never had.
At night when I lay in bed – I feel secure and I feel good
I might do a turn and instead – stay awake and dream about food

When I point at something … I may use my foot for that.

 

I once said to a boy in order to reject him:
It’s not you, it’s me

but mostly you